The Rich Brats of AUB Found a Cause: tell their parents so that they can buy them a new BMW. My Alma matur*. I never liked AUB, my alma matur. I never identified with it. You will never ever find any thing with AUB logo in my house, and if you found anything AUB, please break it. Don't you like it when rich kids find a cause? Well, rich kids in the US have found Darfur. At AUB, they now have a cause: you see, they want to improve cafeteria food--as if those rich kids eat there. They did not demonstrate when their country was being bombed from air, land, and sea, but are now protesting. How nice.
*My friend J emailed me that it is Alma Mater. But in old Arabic books published early in the 20th century, they used to print a disclaimer. It would say something like this: This book contains errors and mistakes but they can be easily picked up by al-labib (the intelligent or alert reader). I should post that disclaimer on top of the site.