Friday, May 06, 2005

Reform, by Arab Regimes: The Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia met today with the Egyptian president. The joint statement stressed that they both agreed that reform should not be imposed from the outside, and that it should emanate from inside, and according to the specifics of each country separately. I will translate for you. It means that reform in Saudi Arabia will require the use of really sharp bladed swords for execution, and the stoning of women using pebbles (according to an unreliable Hadith), and the increase of the unending supply of religious hours in Saudi media, and the increase of monthly salaries for the males of the House of Saud. For Egypt, reform will require the use of technology by intelligence service. No more will the henchmen of the regime electrocute genitals using manual equipments, but they will now operate electrocution by remote control. The nation must be proud. Jump, NOW.