Al-Manar TV's plot

If you want a comical assassination plot scenario, there was one on Al-Manar the other day. I did not see it but I saw the transcript.  It is really either derived from science fiction or from the press conference of the Justice Department the other day.  It talks about the involvement of Australian intelligence, Jund Ash-Sham, South Lebanon Army, Prince Bandar, CIA, Mossad, Al-Qa`idah among others and that they all were involved in the assassination of Hariri. I kid you not.  What am I to do?? I am facing crazy scenarios everywhere I look, East and West?? I can't take more fabrications.