The Lebanese Supreme Defense Council

Yes, there is such a council, I kid you not. It met the other day to discuss the massive Israeli maneuvers inside the usurping entity. The official spokesperson said after the meeting that the decisions are secret in accordance with the mandate of the council. A source leaked some of the decisions: it was agreed by a unanimous vote that the number of Shish Tawuk and Kafta sandwiches shall be increased during the Israeli exercises in order to please the Lebanese soldiers and officers. It is with sandwiches and baklava that Lebanon defends its territory.