David Welch, Assistant Secretary of State for the Near East, told An-Nahar (the right-wing, sectarian Christian, anti-Syrian (people), anti-Palestinian (people)) that Maronite Patriarch, Sfayr, is "a true Lebanese." Oh, yeah. You decide who is a "true Lebanese" and who is not, Mr. Welch? What else? Tell me who are the true Palestinians and the true Iraqis. Let me guess: Dahlan is a true Palestinian and `Allawi is a true Iraqi? Am I right? Also, tell me where can I find "true Hummus"? Thanks. Oh, also: are you still making "true progress" in Iraq?