Friday, December 08, 2006

The Precious Tears of Sanyurah (which stopped Israeli tanks in their tracks). Today, Lebanese prime minister, Fu'ad Sanyurah, said that if the protests don't stop he will...cry. Mini-Hariri offered to pay for the tears. Ahmad Fatfat promised to collect the tears. Walid Jumblat pledged to submit the tears for publication in the New Review of Books, to which he proudly subscribes. The Lebanese Forces militia want to sprinkle the tears over the Lady Bishwat's statue. LBC-TV featured the tears in the From Lebanon segment, and asserted that Sanyurah's tears are the best tears in the world.