Friday, August 11, 2006
Mini-Hariri arrived in Lebanon, and (mis)read a statement prepared by his speech writers. After more than 30 days of this Israeli war of aggression, mini-Hariri wanted to be with "his people." He praised his own diplomatic trips especially his visits to Cyprus and Monte Carlo, and his high-level meetings there. He said that the presidnet of Cyprus was very helpful in restraining the aggression by the army of Cyprus in Lebanon. He also said that he was working hard on revealing the features of the Iranian conspiracy, and the efforts by Ahmadinajad to "enrich potassium." The real reason for his arrival are 1) he assumed that it will be over; 2) he heard of rumors that refugees may storm into his palace; 3) he heard of rumors that refugees may take over Solidaire in downtown Beirut.