Wednesday, March 29, 2006

The Maronite Patriarch (one of my least favorite Lebanese) came back from Vatican. I am sure that he lobbied for the cannonization of yet more Lebanese "monks." Wait, you need 3 miracles for the process. And the Vatican is very scientific about authentication and verification of miracles. Well, 2 great Hummus dishes count as 2 miracles, and one excellent tabbulah plate is a third miracle. There you have it. The Patriarch said that the Pope asked repeatedly about Lebanon. Ya. He cant sleep before asking about mini-Hariri.