Sunday, December 21, 2003

The Libyan dictator (who is now respectfully referred to by Bush as “Col. Mu’ammar Al-Qadhdhafi) is now proving that he will do anything to please the US. He refuses to be out-performed by Saddam Husayn. He is now offering to go through a rectal exam on live TV, provided the event is hosted by Geraldo. Geraldo, who has been looking for Bin Laden in the mountains of Tora Bora, is mulling the offer.