A Letter to Queen Rania of Jordan

Dear Queen Rania: you and I have not been close over the years.  In fact, we did not get along.  But I am now worried about you.  I last heard from you on twitter when you said that you are closely watching events in Tunisia.  What has happened? What is up?  Are you not doing well?  We need you to tweet, please.  I really need to know this: are you and that buffoon husband of yours watching closely the events in Egypt? I am curious.  Sincerely yours,

Angry Arab
PS Will we meet in Davos any time in the future?