Friday, May 25, 2007

This just in. The buffoonish Minister of Defense, Ilyas Murr (who was installed in government with his dad by Syrian intelligence officials in Lebanon (who enjoyed receiving the famous lavish gifts of Michel Murr) just spoke to the press, and he said that the arrival of US military planes have nothing to do with the Lebanese Army attacks on the Nahr Al-Barid camp. It is wrong, he said, to link the fighting to US military assistance. He said that the assistance will only help Lebanon invade Poland.