This just in. Lebanonese democracy flourishes under the Laval's government. The Hariri Minister of Ping Pong, (and acting Minister of Interior), Ahmad Fatfat (who fled for his life when demonstrators a week ago after the Qana massacre chased him in downtown Beirut calling him a "Zionist pig"), just ordered a ban on demonstrations in Lebanon. He said that this was by way of welcoming the Arab foreign ministers in Lebanon.