Los Angeles Times may be doing a story on the Angry Arab. So for the next few days, I will be making a few changes to adapt to mainstream media. Be prepared. The art on top will feature Norman Rockwell, only; Angry Arab will be more like Subdued Arab; I will report more on the progress that Bush is making in Iraq; I will be hailing the Hummus (I mean C...hicken--I just can't say Cedar) Revolution in Lebanon; I will consider Kingdom of...Potato movie to be as sensitive to Arabs as Delta Force (I and II); I will base my coverage of Lebanon on Hassan Fattah's dispatches for the New York Times; and I will put an end to irony and sarcasm. It's just way too confusing to my American readers. OK?