Columbia Journalism Review--for humor and entertainment

"Having interviewed Hezbollah fighters for the last six years, Sulome had unique access to the upper echelons of its militants, including that specific operative’s family members. Over the course of her reporting, Hezbollah members told her they had contingency plans to strike government and military targets on US soil and that they had surface-to-air missiles, which had not been reported before."  I am shocked that they have not told her yet of their nuclear weapons program.