Austin, Texas

I am speaking tonight in Austin. Don't go to Kismet Middle East fast food restaurants.  Even the Zionists make better Hummus.  Oh, and the grilled vegetables? They are deep fried. Oh, and the vegetable plate? It does not have dolma or falafil as advertised.  Oh, and the Tabbulah is dry.  Oh, and the olive oil? It tastes more like crude oil.