Lebanese on social media and Nasrallah

Some Lebanese on social media have discovered a trick to get the attention of the less-informed bunch among the Western correspondents: they tweet (from Beirut preferably to appear more "plugged-in" so to speak) various bizarre theories about Nasrallah during his speech. Examples: his cholesterol level appears very high from looking at him, or the event was not live and the tens of thousands of people there were sworn to secrecy in a special ceremony, or how come he did not move his left middle finger, or why did his left eyebrow appears higher than his right, or who noticed that he glanced thrice toward the left?  Laura Rozen lives on this stuff.