The New York Times on the Syrian opposition

"The opposition, in contrast, is somewhat fragmented." This is hilarious. Somewhat fragmented? This is like saying that Hugh Hefner will die somewhat a virgin, or that the US is somewhat a war mongering country, or that Sa`d Hariri is somewhat dumb, or that King of Jordan is somewhat insignificant, or that Zionism is somewhat racist, or that the Saudi government is somewhat racist.  ha ha ha