How to ingratiate yourself with March 14 figures

It is official: my elementary school classmate (actually we did not continue to be classmates because I skipped a grade), Paul Salem, really wants to added to the March 14 list in Kurah:  "It is an independent strategic player and moves without regard for the will of the state or Lebanese public opinion," he said."  Unlike the March 14 coalition which never ever takes orders from Saudi Arabia's intelligence service.  (thanks Basim)