The Fee Syrian Army: with a straight face

"The Free Syrian Army’s (FSA) military command chief Salim Idriss told Al Arabiya on Monday that the FSA is fighting against regime troops, not Alawite civilians, in the coastal province of Latakia. He said that there would be no revenge operations against the coast’s citizens of any sects, adding that the FSA would provide all Alawites with security and protection." (thanks Basim)