Tarek sent me this: "I saw your post on the laws against criticizing the King of Jordan and just
wanted to share a brief story with you. I was in Jordan a few years ago, and was
frankly shocked at the level of personality cult being cultivated, which I
hadn't expected, since as you observe it is rarely if ever mentioned in Western
press. Anyway, I was at the airport on my way home and had a few Jordanian coins
left, which I was holding in my hand. I dropped one on the floor accidentally,
and it started to roll away, so I stepped on it to stop it. Immediately, an
elderly man who worked at the airport in some capacity came over and started
yelling, in a hurt and shocked tone, that I was "stepping on the face of the
king", which was emblazoned on the coin (as you may have heard, throwing your
shoes at someone or stepping on their face is considered offensive in Arab
culture). Since my Arabic was not so great at the time (plus the fact that the
whole thing was insane), I was genuinely confused and unsure what the fuss was
about--it seemed hard to believe that anyone would care about something so
arbitrary. But when the airport police were called over, a small scene ensued
and I was made to understand the gravity of my crime, a large group now
extolling the virtues of the king's face. I managed to extract myself from the
situation by playing the ignorant foreigner card and insisting that it had all
been a mistake, apologizing profusely. The whole experience had a theatre of the
absurd quality to it though."