JEFFREY FELTMAN TODAY READ BEFORE THE PRESS AN ARABIC TEXT. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING IF I SAY THAT I MAYBE UNDERSTOOD ONE WORD. MAYBE TWO. I KID YOU NOT. I LIKE THIS ABOUT JEFFREY FELTMAN: HE NEVER CEASES TO EMBARRASS HIMSELF AND TO MOCK HIS CREDENTIALS AS A MIDDLE EAST EXPERT. I will write about him this week in Al-Akhbar English.