I am not making this up: this guy is known as the dumbest member of the Lebanese parliament

"As the conversation turned to presidencies, both Lebanese and American, MP Ali Osseiran said that he supported President Bush and his vision for the Middle East, but that the U.S. needs to do more if we want to realize the "freedom agenda."" I am not kidding when I say that no one in Lebanon has ever heard his voice. He never speaks to the press and never gives speeches. It is thought that his family wants to keep his dumbness private.