"Israel’s military attaché in Russia was expelled this week on suspicion of spying, the Israeli Defense Ministry announced on Wednesday, adding that its own investigation into the allegations had found them to be baseless." Angry Arab obtained a transcript of the Israeli record of the investigation. It went like this:
Investigator: so, were you spying?
Israeli terrorist military attache: hahahahah. no. hahahah.
Investigator: OK. you are cleared. Innocent of the charges. Go back to spying and killing.
Investigator: so, were you spying?
Israeli terrorist military attache: hahahahah. no. hahahah.
Investigator: OK. you are cleared. Innocent of the charges. Go back to spying and killing.
