Queen Youtube of Jordan

It is a sign of nervousness on the part of the ruling couple of Jordan that Queen Youtube did not show up at Davos this year. We know how much she loves Davos.  How she loves to read with her newly acquired British accent what her Harvard-graduated speech writers write for her.  Yes, the Queen of Jordan can read.  You heard it here first.  And just as First Ladies in the US are required by the sexist society here to adopt a non-controversial cause, she will now adopt a non-controversial cause. She plans to campaign against runny nose.