Monday, April 05, 2010

Jeffrey Goldberg: the solution to insomnia

"“The question is, was he asking me to stay over because we’re friends or was he asking me to stay over because he’s cheap? And the answer might be, because we’re friends and because he’s cheap,” said Mr. Goldberg, now a national correspondent at The Atlantic." No, Mr. Goldberg. He asked you to stay because he had been suffering from insomnia. He knew that if you started telling one of your stories, he would fall in deep sleep in seconds. Ask me about that: I usually fall asleep by the second sentence of any of your articles. I hear that trained Anesthesiologists swear by Mr. Goldberg. When all chemicals fail, a reading of an article by Mr. Goldberg put any patient in a coma.