Transcript of tomorrow's meeting between Obama and the Lebanese president

So tomorrow the Lebanese president will meet with Obama in the Oval Office. I have exclusively obtained a transcript of the meeting that has not even taken place.

Obama: so how is Lebanon?

Sulayman: very good. We need your support.

Obama: we support Lebanon's sovereignty and independence, but we heart Israel and its wars and occupation more. Show him the door.

Sulayman: bye.