The Lebanese Quack

Laure sent me this about Zayn Al-Athat (the Lebanese quack that I wrote about yesterday): "I have to comment of this Zayn Al-Athat. Once a woman calls on his show and asks him "Do you have a cream to enlarge cheeks. My face is too skinny. I lost weigh lately". He was puzzled for a moment then found the solution and he said "You know I have this cream to enlarge boobs, put some on your face. It has the same effect."