Khalid Bin Bribe bin Sultan

Khalid Bin Sultan is visiting Washington, DC and wants you to know that his visit to DC is unrelated to the Saudi war on Yemen. He said that his discussions in Washington, DC were not related to military and defense issues but that they dealt mostly with poetry and feminism. He also wants you to know that his senior position in government has nothing to do with his family. He earns his job the old fashioned way: blood ties and bribes.