Public Service Annoucement

There are cases of Swine flu in Saudi Arabia. Please be careful if you travel to the kingdom for pilgrimage or for purposes of fanatical tourism. And if you see the man above (the Muftitititi of Saudi Arabia) please stay away from him. And please--whatever you do--resist the temptation to kiss him on the mouth. It has been reported that a variety of diseases are hiding between his teeth.