Yes, Zionist hoodlums: Joseph Massad got tenure

Yes, Zionist hoodlums. Joseph Massad received tenure, and you are besides yourselves. You are really freaking out and it is showing. So if that really bothers you, write it down and recite it seven times a day: that Joseph received tenure. But some of alumni of Columbia are threatening to stop donating to Columbia. You think that will bother me? In fact, please withhold your donations to Columbia and feel free to donate instead to Palestinian charities. In fact, feel free to use your money to donate to the cause of discrediting and combating Zionism everywhere. Look at this dude here: ""I will not make any contributions to Columbia," said Herbert London, class of 1960, who is president of the Hudson Institute. "I used to give money to the school's athletic program, but I no longer have any desire to do so. This is the end of the line."" His feelings are hurt. Oh. Is that not touching?