Collaborators Watch: Serving Israeli collaborators and spies

This just in. Human Rights Watch is setting up a special branch to monitor the health and plight of Israeli collaborators and spies in the Arab world. This special organization will enjoy the support and funding from what the director of Human Rights Watch had called in a private email "Pro-Israel" donors. Human Rights Watch considers Israeli collaborators and spies to be important because--unlike regular cheap Arabs--they render important services to the Israeli state. Human Rights Watch will assign a special specialist to monitor the welfare and health of every Israeli collaborator and spy in the Middle East.