Angry Arab in the White House

I was thinking today. If I were to become president of the US (assuming an amendment of the constitution is arranged for a foreign-born person), I would face a dilemma. The White House chef would be a problem for me. I would want a chef who can prepare Middle East food for me. Maybe Chef Ramzi from Lebanon. I mean, those American chefs they have can't prepare those authentic ME dishes, unless you want potatoes in your Tabbulah and cucumbers in your Hummus. And they have a dessert chef in the White House too: I mean, I love French pastries but I would also require a Lebanese-Syrian-Palestinian dessert chef. I would import the chef from Buhsali sweets in Lebanon. Only then I would serve, once elected. I thought you should know.