Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Please meet the new nose of the Lebanese Minister of Defense, Ilyas Al-Murr. This clown (shown to the right), was recently abroad--officially ostensibly to receive treatment for injuries he sustained for an assassination attempt. In reality, he was getting a new nose. It is expected that Lebanese air defenses will now be stronger (coupled with the zee plane, zee plane). (thanks my well-connected, well-placed anonymous source).