So Christopher Hitchens has declared waterboarding to be torture after subjecting himself to a brief experience with that torture method. He has one more experiment to go: he needs to go and resettle in some developing country. And he then has to call on the Bush administration to invade that country--I mean, "liberate" it--and bomb it to smitherine. He then has to welcome the invading/occupying troops with "sweets and flowers." Only then would the Hitchens experiment be complete.