This is incredible. How can you not mock Lebanonesia and its Lebanonese media? Look at An-Nahar's page 18 (somebody find me the link NOW, I could not find it except on the flashplayer version): the paper is doing its daily bragging about Lebanese genius around the world. This time it is about this Lebanonese high school coach in Ohio whose team won a blender or something. So that proud guy must have sent the news and his picture to the paper to brag. Wait: I won a potato last week: shall I send an item to An-Nahar?