Monday, March 10, 2008

"Elaine Hansen was eating a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos when she came upon a perfectly shaped chip. After examining the chip for several hours and inviting neighbors and family members to examine the chip, she had finally reached a stunning conclusion. "You know, no matter how hard we looked, we just couldn't see the Virgin Mary there anywhere," said Hansen. "We even unfocused our eyes and looked past the chip like you do with those fancy paintings, but we still couldn't see her. It was very disappointing." Hansen, who says she prays daily to the Virgin Mary to appear to her in a food product or elsewhere, said she will continue to look." Don't make fun of her. I find myself looking for the image of Rafiq Hariri on every potato I eat. (thanks Maria)