Yesterday, Iraqi puppet prime minister (and Iranian stooge), Nuri Al-Maliki, declared that Iraqi puppet forces are ready to take over security in Iraq. Today, Al-Maliki misspoke: he said that Iraqi puppet forces are certainly not ready to take over yet. Upon hearing the news, Iraqi puppet foreign minister, Hoshyar Zebari, screamed: What about me? What will happen to me when US and Mongolian forces leave Iraq?