Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Mini-Hariri visits Jordan. Look at those two. I mean, really look at those two. The official statement said that the two had a "working lunch." Working lunch? With those two? They don't work when they don't eat, so how can they work while eating? Unless by "working lunch" they mean a discussion of the frustrating glitches of PlayStation III which has driven the King of Jordan crazy. Working lunch with those two is like a discussion of existential philosophy between Bush and Husni Mubarak. But my favorite part is this: mini-Hariri held a press conference in Amman at the end of his short visit. I salute the brave Arab journalist who asked him this question: "Is there an expansion of your investments in Jordan?" Mini-Hariri answered: "This subject is dealt with by my brothers."