Sunday, April 29, 2007

Today, I woke up to find that my garbage disposal is not working. Given the deep interest that Ban Ki-Moon and the UN Security Council have been showing toward Lebanon, I plan to submit an official letter to the Secretary-general. I also would like that the UN team that is investigating the Hariri assassination, add the case of my garbage disposal to the investigation. And I also believe that I deserve a special statement from the Security Council on the matter: my garbage disposal is not less important than Pierre Gemayyel.