Monday, April 30, 2007

George Tenet, who told us that Saddam had a massive arsenal of WMDs (do you remember him sitting behind Colin Powell at the UN?), is now telling us that Al-Qa`idah is about to acquire nuclear weapons. He said that they will hide them in specially baked somosas in Waziristan. Yes, Mr. Tenet. Tell me more. Tell me about how much Mr. Bush impressed you with his leadership style. Tell me how you prepared your presentations to him in slides and playing cards, because he was bored reading one-page memos.