The American University of Beirut is planning to establish the first Center for Contemporary Fatfatist Studies. The degree-awarding program is geared toward people who wish to specialize in graduate studies in the Fatfatist discipline. The MA program will offer a variety of course in such areas as "Tea for Occupiers" and "Ping PongI" and "Ping Pong II." All courses are taught in Lebanonese language. Graduates of the program will be awarded their degrees by Ahmad Fatfat personally. Please send your applications to Mr. Fatfat.