So was I was on my regular visit to Traffic court in Turlock, California. The woman in charge, knowing what I do, came close to me and whispered: "So do you think that they REALLY killed Saddam"? I said: yes, I do. She said: "Oh, no. That was too quick. I think that he is still alive." I left the courthouse having learned about conspiracy theories what I knew not before. Wait: I thought conspiracy theory only afflicts Arab culture. (Arab culture is the culture where hitting somebody on the face with a shoe is bizarrely considered an insult. Go figure).