So I am back and quite pleased with the hats of the Patriarch's submissions. Here is a few. One is hatless but inserted for comparison. Thanks to Zeina, Hicham, Samer, and Diane. But we still need the most important one perhaps: the Patriarch in a US military helmet. You see, during the Israeli war on Lebanon, the Patriarch visited the US (and during the visit and after meeting with Cheney, he assured the press that Cheney will solve the Lebanese problem), and then wanted to return to Lebanon but not through Syria because he has not stepped foot on Syrian soil as a Patriarch (he thinks that the Syrian people are inferior), so he was taken by a US military helicopter from Cyprus to the US embassy in `Awkar. And he was photographed wearing the helmet. Please find it for me, NOW.