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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

If I buy Muhammad Hasanayn Haykal a blender and a toaster oven, would he stop talking on Aljazeera? Please?

Posted by As'ad AbuKhalil at 9:26 PM

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-On Democratic Party Elections
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-Repercussions of American fumbling in Iraq
-The One Who Returned, By Crowning.
-After Arafat
-Who is He?
-What Bashir Gemayyel Represents: the Legacy of Lebanese Fascism
-Incoherence of the Opposition: Production of Sectarian Dynasties
-The Folklore of Lebanese Patriotism: What the Fluttering Flags Could not Hide
-Against Francophonie: The Falsity of Lebanese Culture
-How do we Stay Arab, How do we Stay Human? Or, Challenging Globalization
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-Muhsin Ibrahim and the Repercussions of Self-Criticism: So as Not to Unfairly Criticize Thy Self
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Wasfi At-Tal: the Authentic Arab Nationalist
When Ahmad Hajj Remembered Mistakes of Nasser
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-Economist has reported on October 30th, 2003 that a Catholic priest "placed a relic of Mother Teresa" on the body of Terri Schiavo who has been in a coma in a Florida hospital.

-This is an interview with somebody who met Mother Teresa. Note that he mentioned that Mother Teresa "pulled a piece of bread out of her apron pocket". What he did not mention is that she also kept 16" Pizza (with eggplants), two serving of Kung Pao Chicken, 3 Black Forest Cakes, 57 oranges, and 478 burritos all in her apron pocket. How did she fit all that? Well, you know how.(Thanks to Kyle for the link)

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As'ad AbuKhalil, born March 16, 1960. From Tyre, Lebanon, grew up in Beirut. Received his BA and MA from American University of Beirut in pol sc. Came to US in 1983 and received his PhD in comparative government from Georgetown University. Taught at Tufts University, Georgetown University, George Washington University, Colorado College, and Randolph-Macon Woman's College. Served as a Scholar-in-Residence at Middle East Institute in Washington DC. He served as free-lance Middle East consultant for NBC News and ABC News, an experience that only served to increase his disdain for maintream US media. He is now professor of political science at California State University, Stanislaus. His favorite food is fried eggplants.

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