Monday, August 07, 2006

A new brilliant idea from Israeli military. Israeli military just announced a curfew in South Lebanon. They are announcing a curfew in a land that they don't control--a land that they have not dared this time around to occupy. How will that be enforced when you don't have troops on the ground? I know that they will bomb and bomb, as massively and as indiscriminately as they have been doing during this war of attack. Oh, I am now declaring a curfew in all towns and villages in southern China. I don't want people to leave their houses after 7:00PM. Oh, and I would like villages in north India to eat rice, NOW. OK?