The Lebanese Army is coming to a South Lebanese village near you. Those who were sleeping and playing cards in army barracks in Beirut, will now be sleeping and playing cards in army barracks in the South. The Army that has not noticed that the country is under Israeli attack, will now be in charge of the defense of South Lebanon. Oh, ya. That would work. A school band would do a better job of defending Lebanon than the Lebanese Army. (But don't tell the Western diplomats that the Army is predominantly Shi`ite. OK? That would freak them out).