Best American-puppet-in-the-Middle-East-award. I was thinking: I should hold annual best-American-puppet-in-the-Middle-East-award. You can make your nominations, and somebody will do the tabulations. The choices are obvious. Personally, I nominate the King of Jordan. No, Abu Mazen. Wait, no. How about Karzai. No, I will settle on Maliki. Wait, how about Mubarak. No...