The silly Hariri rag, Al-Mustaqbal, ran this item today: "The wife of President George W. Bush, Laura, is organizing a special program for the wife of prime minister Fu'ad Sanyurah at the time when the two men will be meeting in the White House." OK. Now, the meeting between the two men will last some 30 minutes or so. So what kind of really full program will Laura Bush have for her? She can't have her see a movie? She can't have a meal? I bet you the program will consist of this: "Hi, how are you? Good bye. The door is that way."