I wrote to you before about the biographical segment that runs every day on LBC-TV about "famous and wealthy" Lebanese around the world. And over the last few months, several non-Lebanese were forcibly made Lebanese: Frank Zappa, Elia Kazan, among others. Today, they ran (with fanfare) a segment about "a rising politician in the US". His name is Gregory Simon. Yes, Gregory Simon. According to LBC-TV, he is famous around the US, and was a close advisor to Al Gore. Everybody in the US knows who he is, don't you?