So guess what? The FBI has been monitoring the Vegan Community Project. Don't be judgmental, and don't be outraged. Apparently, they are linked to Bin Laden and his terror networks. Those veggie burgers they promted apparently contained secret messages for Al-Qa`idah. I am so glad I am vegetarian, and not a vegan. I swear I am a vegetarian, your honor. I can prove it. Do you have those delicious mozzarella sticks on you?